Bill Maher, on Dunkin Donuts new breakfast offering, the Waffle Breakfast Sandwich:
Bacon, egg, and cheese between two waffles isn't breakfast, it's a suicide attempt. This is Dunkin' Donuts' new waffle sandwich. You could wait in line for yours or, if you're in a hurry, just snatch the pistol from the cop sitting at the counter and shoot yourself in the head.
Scramble the first word, and you get Unkind Donuts.